jesus tools

Your hands

I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools

by Katbut December 27, 2013

Scouse Jesus

This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020

Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.

by Scouse jesus March 6, 2021

Hispanic Jesus

Sebestian

When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus

by Urban-Kick January 8, 2019

Sticky Jesus

Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner

I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

Jesus Christ

Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.

Person 1:Oh god jesus christ just dmed me
Person 2:say thank you

by Totally not Jesus May 18, 2021

Juan Jesus

A fat kid who plays Fortnite 24/7 in his room on his PlayStation.

Juan Jesus! Stop watching top 10 thickest Fortnite skins on YouTube you virgin.

by Irawdogedurdaughter December 9, 2021

omar jesus

A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.

"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"

"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"

by Gordapata May 5, 2015