Jack Bauer

damn he rocks, hes the manliest guy on tv. and as for his daughter kim all i can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

jack bauer rocks so hard it hurts

by jacksbiggestfan June 30, 2003

Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

jack sparrow

The coolest person ever who is really cool, really hot, really funny, really smart, reallly hot/sexy/cool all around! ^_^

Johnny Depp

Captain Jack Sparrow

by Insane, Johnny Depp osessed fan-girl July 27, 2003

Jack Ruby

(v) the act of ambushing a person and shooting them with a fire arm at close range, typically resulting in the death of the person shot

I wish someone would Jack Ruby that sicko that is claiming he killed Jon Bennet Ramsey.

by Joe>> September 13, 2008

lumber jack

A person who works in the woods for a living.

Paul Bunyan was a lumber jack.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

apple jack

A traditionally American liquor distilled from fermented apple cider, traditionally using a method known as freeze distillation, in which cold temperatures are used to freeze out the water in the 5-7% alcohol cider to the point that it is 40-50% alcohol. Prior to the required pasteurization, the hard cider base could be made simply by leaving store bought cider (kept in a glass jug with a metal cap, to allow airflow) in the sun. With modern sterile cider, both sugar and yeast must be added.

Unpasteurized cider may still be bought from farmers and hippies, but champagne yeast is already available, and there are countless recipes available on the Internet that will have your average high school alcoholic brewing his own alcohol in minutes.

Apple Jack can be made year round using store bought ingredients. The extreme cold needed to freeze alcohol (-117 deg. Celsius, really fucking cold!) means you don't even need a freezer; dry ice, available from behind the counter in many grocery stores, may simply be soaked in the yeasty beer to collect water ice.

by Macadaciouse September 2, 2006

Jack Show

Refers to one being incredibly muscular or 'Jacked'. It could also refer to someone showing off their muscles, either needlessly (Walking around town shirtless on a summer day), or unintentionally (At the beach).

Example 1:

Bob: Hey Leroy, look at that dude walking down the street. Why the hell does he have his shirt off?

Leroy: I don't know. I bet he thinks he's a total Jack Show or something.

Bob: What an idiot!

Example 2:

I've been working out straight for about a year and I'm pretty sure I went from a tiny wimp to a complete Jack Show.

by Mpk101 January 20, 2009