Juan Jesus

A fat kid who plays Fortnite 24/7 in his room on his PlayStation.

Juan Jesus! Stop watching top 10 thickest Fortnite skins on YouTube you virgin.

by Irawdogedurdaughter December 9, 2021

Jesus Handle

The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.

"Think I can drift this corner? Pray and grab the Jesus Handle!"

by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019

Sticky Jesus

Super glue your hands/feet ans preform felatio on yourself or partner

I gave my boyfriend a sticky jesus and it about turned into a stinky jesus

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

Jesus Christ

Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.

Person 1:Oh god jesus christ just dmed me
Person 2:say thank you

by Totally not Jesus May 18, 2021

omar jesus

A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.

"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"

"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"

by Gordapata May 5, 2015

Jesus Juice

Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka

Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!

by SunneFyre October 15, 2019

Jesus Train

A nickname for a friend who is somewhat religious(Or at least pretends to be) and you play basketball with. Mainly used at summer bible camps and church leagues. This person is usually a ball hog. His 2 moves are run down the lane, charging in similar to a train. Or throwing it up from half court. This person is a real bummer to even be around.

Josh: "Here he comes again!"
Chris: "He never passes the ball, and gets blocked every time."
Dustin: "I really hate him."
Chris: "Don't invite Jesus Train to play ball ever again."

by Chris Pence May 9, 2011