Love

A word secretly invented by Hallmark during a market research conference.

INSTANCE (A)

Guy) I love you...

Girl) I love you too!! I love you so mmm!! AARH!!! That was great...

Guy) See ya.

INSTANCE (B)

Girl) I love you

Guy) That's sweet of you, but why do you say that while looking at my right pocket?

Girl) Yoink!

by greyheart May 2, 2009

Love

Fondling his balls from the back

Just bend over and let me love you

by Ytlib June 8, 2016

Love

Basically it is the worst thing that can happen to a human being. To love you must allow yourself to be vulnerable you must be very strong, because a failed love is similar to the worst day of your life x's 5 trillion burning suns and death. One day you will wake up and try to figure out what happened to the person you used to be...and the answer will be simple, they are dead.

Person A: I love you...
Person K: I can't say that...I can only have sex.

Person A: FML.
Person K: Exactly!

by ATL82 October 13, 2013

Love

a bitch.

Love is a bitch man...

by allistromacat November 6, 2011

Love

Something that can last a lifetime and for people who actually give a fuck

"I love u" whisperd calvin
"FUCK OFF" screamed Julia

by That girl named... January 21, 2018

Love

The warm and fuzzy feeling you get when you read a book

I love this book!

by Rainbowgirl510 December 12, 2018

Love

Love is when you can not stop thinking about someone. Everything you do reminds you of them. You have that feeling, that no one can describe. When you see them, you do anything to get them to notice you, and when they do you get so nervous and happy you don't even know what to think. When they smile, holy shit when they smile.. your whole world just evolves around them. That look that he gives you. You would do anything to get him to look at you like that again. There are so many people he would choose over you, but that doesn't matter. You always dream of you and him being together even though deep inside you know it won't happen, but maybe it will. Maybe.

Yeah.. that's love.

I think i'm in love with him.

by xxdestxx May 12, 2014