no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.

by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Wood pecker

I mans penis when it's hard

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker

by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017

Y'all go to the woods

When he be eaten the bitch out and he looks up and says "y'all go to the woods?"

Y'all go to the woods?

by Mlkjr333 December 17, 2020

oli wood

fucking legend watch out for them

oh that oli wood kid shes mad

by 123mermaid August 13, 2017

lexi wood

a girl with a mono brow and an ugly face. big tits and small ass. also has a very hot mum

person 1: who’s that ugly face girl with the big knockers?
person 2: probably lexi wood

by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD July 23, 2022