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no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.
Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.
by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023
mugGet the no wood on our woodmug.

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.
Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.
by phil endicott May 23, 2020
mugGet the Docking in the Woodsmug.

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
mugGet the Random woodmug.

Wood pecker

Josh just looked at that blonde down there kpnow he has got a wood pecker
by The_1st_killer October 1, 2017
mugGet the Wood peckermug.

Y'all go to the woods

When he be eaten the bitch out and he looks up and says "y'all go to the woods?"
by Mlkjr333 December 17, 2020
mugGet the Y'all go to the woodsmug.

oli wood

oh that oli wood kid shes mad
by 123mermaid August 13, 2017
mugGet the oli woodmug.

lexi wood

a girl with a mono brow and an ugly face. big tits and small ass. also has a very hot mum
person 1: who’s that ugly face girl with the big knockers?
person 2: probably lexi wood
by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD July 23, 2022
mugGet the lexi woodmug.

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