Ultimate meaning to life perfect imperfection at its greatest.A true beauty and beast in one. The girl u take home to mom and the freak in the sheets. The one u dnt expect to still be there cuz shes busy with her own schedual.mr.john woods is a lucky man.
by Luvno187 September 27, 2020
The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
by Jewmelow April 09, 2010
A girl with 86 million roles and is going out with Josh although Josh is forced into this spooky relationship. Although Josh does like the roles she has and once he gave her a rimjob and Josh almost died but he dodged it and killed her.
by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX December 29, 2018
Masterbate.....:)
by WOUNDERWIPER March 27, 2009
Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 07, 2020
by BONERBOY3000 May 05, 2021
The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.
by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018