by death_creeper March 20, 2007
Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.
Guy 2: Nice.
Guy 2: Nice.
by Master bait November 11, 2007
An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.
Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.
Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?
Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?
by ANewRetrospect February 16, 2006
The act of taking a shit.
by DavidoPowellez January 03, 2008
by Mercifull March 04, 2005
Bro, I’m tonight I’m totally gonna eat Tina’s ass like shrimp fried rice.
Eating ass:It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead
Eating ass:It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead
by THendricks November 28, 2018
a male who is meek and timid, shows female personality traits. basically a male who wouldn't survive outside the security of his mother's arms reach. Also look at pansy, sissy, fruit, wimp
Mikey Jackson, Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Urkel and any man who scratches and slaps during a fight
by Dr. Know It ALL December 01, 2003