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Honey Badger 

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.
Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”

Honey dip 

When one inserts one's peen into another person's ear, wiggles it around and pulls it out covered in wax. It is then customary for the dip-ee to lick the wax from the tip.
I did a honey dip on this girl last night, I made her lick the wax right off!
Honey dip by Jeff Ergenberg May 18, 2019

Honey boo boo 

A word white girls use when someone starts in their friend
Pop up then honey boo boo

Honey Badger 

A honey badger is an ex husband or ex wife that you go back too happily and care for more then just a boy/girlfriend.
I'm so glad I'm back with my Honey Badger

Honeybubble

A sexual fetish for weirdos when one farts into anothers vagina
Hey babe I'm really horny, want to do some honeybubbles tonight?
Honeybubble by Eggsflorentine! September 1, 2019

Hoky Shut 

When you try to type holy shit as fast as possible and miss both letters but simply do not care enough to fix it
Me: hoky shut

My friend: u mean “holy shit?”
Hoky Shut by Chuck BassssaB kcuhC October 28, 2019