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cypress bay high school 

School that is known for having a ton of students packed in the middle of Weston, FL. Known for its superior graduation rate and AP scores. Students sometimes can be pretentious since their parents can buy them the world.
Person 1: What school do you go to?
Person 2: Cypress Bay High School
Person 1: *scoffs* Well, excuse me. Don't need to rub it in my face.
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North Hunterdon High School 

A school full of rich kids who have brand new cars bought by mommy and daddy, has a few hicks, and a lot of wannabe rap gods. The boys bathroom is where all the fun goes down, fights, vaping, pranking, etc. Some teachers are good but the overall system and board is shit. Everyone’s chrome book is covered in stickers and girls carry around $40 water bottles.
That girl in the brand new Jeep with the vineyard vines stickers on it definitely goes to North Hunterdon High School

North Hall High School 

At north hall high school almost every student loves to vape, and you’ll always see kids who are addicted to nicotine, but they’re way too cheap to buy it their self, so they bug other kids about using their vape. You can’t ever walk down the halls of the school without hearing a kid screeching at the top of their lungs for no apparent reason. The theater community is very toxic. It isn’t like other schools where the theater kids are the losers, the theater kids at north hall are very popular, and theater is one of the biggest cliques, and the popular theater kids always get all the parts. Lesser known kids hardly ever get any good parts in the north hall theater program, due to the fact that the popular kids are the teachers favorites. North hall is also known for its scatter boys, All of them are basically known for the same thing. They do drugs at the park, they Snort cocaine off a one dollar bills, and Most of them date really pretty girls, but cause them a lot of emotional damage, due to the fact that they’re very manipulative. The country boys at north hall are very loud, and love to scream at any gay person they come in contact with. Most of the country boys at north hall have very big tattoos of bible verses on their arms, because they say they love the lord, but they are the most hateful people you’ll ever meet. They wear boots everyday, and they love to sexually assault girls, because they think it’s their right as a country man.
Ew, you go to north hall high school?

lambertville high school 

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.
Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up.
lambertville high school by Jexxxica September 4, 2008

United High School Magnet 

A magnet school of a few hundred students within the larger United High School. The school's electives are built around engineering. Magnet students are not an even cross section of United High School, however. First, most magnet students are intelligent and know fluent English, a rarity in the city of Laredo. Everyone in magnet also seems to get along well, another uncommon occurrence.

Most Magnet classes are difficult. They are much more difficult than "regular"/"non-magnet" high school courses but are weighted the same as them. There are, of course, classes like ECAD, with their, um, rather unique curriculum and reputation.

Teachers at the magnet have a reputation for being bad ass. They make their class difficult, but in style.

Overall, the whole magnet experience is enjoyable. It is the place to go in Laredo for the best academic program with plenty of fun in it.
Typical conversation the United High School Magnet is referenced in:

Student: I'm the United High School valedictorian. I have a GPA of 106 out of 100.

Anyone Else: What was your SAT score?

Student: An 1850 on the 2400 scale.

Anyone Else: Oh, you must be non-magnet. See, magnet students have harder classes and, thus, lower GPAs but way higher SAT/ACT/AP scores than you.

Episcopal High School

A prestigious boarding school located just outside of Washington D.C. in Alexandria, VA. It’s one of the only boarding schools that is 100% boarding. It’s commonly referred to as EHS, the high school, and the holy hill. At Episcopal, you’ll find girls wearing $600 golden goose sneakers, too many Hermès bracelets to count, $300 cashmere sweaters, Canada goose and moncler jackets, and many more overpriced designer fashion items that could feed villages in Africa. It’s no wonder these kids can afford these luxury goods; after all, their parents are already paying $60,000 a year for their children. For boys, it’s mostly preppy brands that only douches named Brad or Chad would wear. Hookup culture at EHS is pretty big. Hooking up is often referred to as “DL”, but this term is getting to be a little obsolete. EHS also has a pretty big party culture: Kids getting high in their dorm rooms is no rare sighting. Episcopal has cheerleaders that mostly just scream at you and get mad at the freshman for not cheering loud enough. These cheerleaders are typically the most popular seniors. Anyways, GO HIGH SCHOOL & FUCK WOODBERRY
Episcopal High School is the greatest boarding school in the United States

Woodinville High School 

Often referred to as WHS, Woodinville High School is a school that contains only 3 main social groups: Preps/jocks, Gangstas, and Everybody Else. The PJ's and G's have a relatively strong alliance, while Everybody Else tends to dislike both and be disliked by both. The school also has a large drug use problem, earning it the nickname "The Pharmacy," along with lackluster sports and music programs despite good support for both. Good teachers are few and far between, with the rare good ones including the Honors English 10 teacher and the AP Euro History teacher. WHS is currently undergoing remodel.
"Man, Woodinville High School is just a big pot of drama"