Salisbury Top Hat

Like a Blumpkin, but instead it’s eating a girl out while she takes a shit.

“He gave me a Salisbury Top Hat on our first date! He’s a keeper.”

“What is that?”

“it’s when eat a girl out while she’s taking a shit...”

“Wow you should buy him a ring!”

by Salisbury lover June 29, 2019

Hat

Something you wear on your head for four hours

I wore this head scratcher on my head for four hours so it’s now a hat

by LLMC July 31, 2019

Green hat

Green hat is a really fit guy who is in six form they are usually actors who are in plays he is someone you are your friends obsess over and stalk and plan orgys with he wears really long socks and looks kinda gay

Green hat is fit

by Sophiem1234512 November 7, 2019

Hat

Something that goes on your head

Hey look at that guys hat I wonder if he’s bald or if he has hair

by Happy pills 💊 November 9, 2019

Hat

A massive turd like object you wear on your now smeared face daily

Steve! Where did you get that fucking hat from eh?

by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019

Pirate Hat

Pirate Hats are clever techniques developers use to prevent their games from being cracked.

Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games

Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat

by MilkyRocket April 9, 2019

Green hat

NTR

*a boy is wearing a green hat*

-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit

by halmstad May 30, 2019