spiderman hands

jacking off and cumming all over the back of your hand.

chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands

by Nick54 November 12, 2006

bisexual hands

a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives

Hit his wife and her brother, thus proving he had bisexual hands

by bread infection October 21, 2005

playstation hands

Usually unspoken argument for playing playstation rather then xbox. People with playstation hands can't handel xbox controllers because there hands are to small.

Also refers to a males genital size since its related to the handsize.

1) Guy 1: Dude, playstation is so much better and the controllers are so compftable.

Guy 2: Sure, your hands are just to small, skeethead

2) Girl 1: Hey look this guy looks so cute I'll hook up with him.

Girl 2: Hack no look at his playstation hands.

by Lenne Jaaaames December 7, 2009

hand soap

Used to describe something white, sticky, and gooey.

Used as an innuendo for semen.

This girl didn't know what hand soap was, so i told her it was something that was white and gooey. Her reaction was priceless.

by pnutbutter0789 April 1, 2017

Slide a Hand

Wacking off in your pants

Last night I slept on the couch and everyone was in their rooms so I had to slide a hand.

by whiteshadow123 June 25, 2010

Hand Maid

A person (mostly female) who fucks or gets fucked by a commander

Dude she's a hand maid

by Dude Bro Dude November 3, 2016

muddy hand

When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit

Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand

by Sonigga June 16, 2016