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Gun

One of the two ways Americans can die. The other one is heart disease.
by ImNotA_Tree December 20, 2022
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emotional support gun

The emotional need of owning a gun to feel safe from other idiots with guns.
«In the US they let people have guns for emotional support, and they need them to protect their house. Whereas that gun is more likely to be used on a familymember rather than protecting one»

- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok

Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?

Person 2: Because i moved to Australia

Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?

Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*

Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
by Suveva December 21, 2022
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Gun

A girl who is tall, strong, cool, pretty and always wins.
"Have you met Gun?"
"Oh, you mean that one girl?"
"Yeah, exactly"
by Snoopy831 December 25, 2022
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guns

things that americans use to kill people
American: What do I do for a living? I go to this guy and he pays me 40 bucks to kill people of his choice. He will pay me extra if I use a gun. He REALLY likes guns.
by A Gacha Girl December 29, 2022
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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.
Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Freedom! guns! 'merica!

What Asians say to Mock Americans, In response to Ching chong
Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"
by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023
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Gun Control

Like most things rednecks hate, it's logical

Gun Control is something that is logical, that's the reason why yanks hate it, it limits the amount of guns you can own, or just make it so you cannot have any guns, unless if you are military personnel, or in some places, the police
1: (American) We don't need no gun control, it's unconstitutional
2: (English) ah yes, cause more unnecessary deaths, makes perfect sense (sarcastically)
by That random brit July 5, 2023
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