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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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Five Horses

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).
Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!
by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016
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cyber high-five

A gesture of celebration between two people virtually. Most often initiated by the ✋emoji.
Great job All Star, cyber high-five. Much love Awesome Co.
by monkeyrampage October 5, 2016
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