dutch walk

how the dutch used to walk through New York City on their way back home from church when it was called new Amsterdam

dutch walked through the village last night and got my pockets drained at mcsorley's

by yosoyboy May 24, 2025

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019

dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.

Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…

by tomarswego January 7, 2025

Dutch language

The most ooga booga caveman language to exist.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.

"geef me een klap papa"
"bro the Dutch language be goofy ahh hell 😭😭"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.

Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania

by pokuyt March 20, 2021

Dutch Loven

When you are going down on your lover under the covers and they Fart. Causing you to be automatically Dutch Ovened.

Your girlfriend is under the covers giving you head and you let out a big stinker then yell out Dutch Loven

by Perthite August 24, 2011

Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person

person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah

by drake_lover.123 November 4, 2024