douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023

Douch hound

Dumb people who should know better and keep doing and saying dumb shit.

Rick is a douch hound he always saying some dumb shit.

What a douch hound, can't believe he said that.

by Rock bot June 10, 2017

Deja douche

When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.

"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"

by buckfutter666 March 11, 2014

douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.

1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!

by Finnster13 January 24, 2018

Douche Stank

The aftermath smell when douche didn't do the job the first time. The stench of the women with a hint of lavender.

Her douche stank filled the bus as the confused people wonder who had stinky flower.

by onyxfire May 22, 2014

Douche Bag

The guy you'll find in a public who's everything but subtle about his presence and appearance; oftentimes (yet strangely) is accompanied by hot women. However, as much as he'd like to think the world revolves around him, the reality is that most see him as a complete fool.

Dude, I thought you said this new club was going to be douche bag-free? There's a big group of 'em standing by the dance floor sippin' on martinis. Gosh chuckles, they never cease to amuse me.

by B2daG December 23, 2010

Spelling douche

Morgan Krause. Un-wanted or un-needed correcting of text messages.

Stop correcting me you spelling douche, I hate texting. Call me!

by Hadidit May 4, 2018