God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)

1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?

by darkshaow September 20, 2005

Pretty Bitch

You surpassed being a pretty boy which makes you prettier then all your bitches (females)

Damn BasedGod, Im a Pretty Bitch.

by BasedSwag December 29, 2010

prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."

The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.

by BxMuscle January 18, 2004

bitch ass bitch

jacob berny bitch
he also would be a virgin
and he would bitch about erything

a bitch ass bitch would say "o yipee! i won 20$ im going to leave the casino"
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn

by yo'boy April 17, 2011

Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.

I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....

by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017

Pipe a bitch

To have sexual intercourse with a woman. To "Dick her down."

Jake can't pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch. Jake can't pipe a bitch. - Womba Tomba Skeet

by Womba Tomba Skeet September 24, 2018

Spins Bitch

A derogatory demand that requires immediate commpliance from an offender in order to compensate the offended party for a rediculous or otherwise stupid action.

Adapted from World Sailing/ISAF Rules: If a boat fouls another boat during a race and is then protested, the offending boat must complete one or two penalty spins at the first available opportunity without causing any further fouls.

Jake knocked Mike's beer over. Mike then exclaimed "SPINS BITCH!". Jake had no choice but to immediately spin twice, as a result of his stupidity.

by Cpt. Bilgewater September 10, 2018