Eye of the beer holder

The point in time when one gets too drunk to the point where a person holds no standards for the opposite sex

Person 1: Damn why is Joe talking to that ugly chick.
Person 2: He's wasted, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder for him now.

by amcoho October 23, 2012

one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.

by Strikeout October 23, 2012

Team Cold Beer

When Michael Atlee, Pavlos Angelopoulos and friends of the Pirate group that are known as Team Cold Beer in all there activities dabble in massive amounts of indulgence. "Cold Beer is also the team name of there fishing team, soccer team and their home known as Cold Beer Mansion."

Team Cold Beer, if you aren't first your last.

by Cold Beer Dabbler July 17, 2011

Beer Kill

When you accidentally assassinate your beer. Especially while playing sports.

(basketball knocks over your beer)
Oh man, you just scored a beer kill! Hahaha, alcohol abuse!

by The_Real_Ice_Age February 25, 2010

Beer Sherpa

Designee that bears the weight of the alcohol in transit to a social gathering.

"So wheres this beer money going tonight?"
"Well Andrews the Beer Sherpa, don't worry man we can trust him"

by tweak64 November 20, 2009

beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

by ellis the legend April 26, 2006

beer perfesser

a professor of physics who writes a whole book about the bubbles in beer

i say is that a beer perfesser I spy in yon chamber?

by chaircrusher May 16, 2007