Uncle Kirky

A man with 5 nephews and abuses them everyday

Stop, Uncle Kirky

by Joanna urmom May 18, 2022

Uncle Jamie size

Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.

I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.

by ArseWipper October 21, 2023

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Uncle jimmy ladder

A child's hero worth mentioning

The person she talks about the most is her uncle jimmy ladder for bringing her doll to her for show and tell.

by Alienfiendblokbox June 17, 2022

second cousin-uncle

Parent's male second cousin.

My second cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle fatty

A fucking sexy beast monkey that went missing and everyone is sad. He is a obese monkey that has the biggest schlong!

Omg uncle fatty went missing nooooo!

by Further in me April 3, 2021

Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit

Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?

by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025