2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Dollar Tree Do-rag Man

The only do rags people were anymore because they don't know where to actually buy them. Also the new wave is to cut the man out and post it on random things.

Kid-**needs to build a rocket for school and puts Dollar Tree Do-rag Man on it**(had glitter on it too)
**holding the rocket**
** glitter comes off**
Kid- The dollar Tree do-rag man nutted on me

by tekashicollinsnorth May 25, 2019

tall tree lookin ass

Someone who is tall asf.

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."

by Littletyke May 19, 2017

Tree

Tree

Omg tree

by Xfvjkv March 6, 2017

Rockefeller tree

Nothing. It doesn't exist. It is only a tree. Definitely didn't transport eleven kids across the multiverse and it most certainly didn't grow legs and start walking around New York City while shooting lightning out of it. It is only a tree in New York City

"That Rockefeller Guy sure is swell! :D He should invent trees or smth idk"
"Yeah, it could be a rockefeller tree or somthing"

by xX_sexgod3000_Xx March 4, 2023

Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.

I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.

by Tsk915 June 23, 2018

tree chaser

tree chaser- a girl or guy that despite their small stature only pursues those that are much taller than them.

Bro your sister is a tree chaser she's 5’2” and she's out here trying to hook up with guys that are 6’0” +

by Blue Brick April 13, 2022