weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

weed

the cure of depression or life.

bro , we got problems. we need weed.

by quuenpettyluhbil December 20, 2018

weed

a girl names jules

“omg is that a weed?”

by ohwellnvrmind June 23, 2023

Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025

Weeding The Beer Garden

When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve

Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!

by RNRSGMG August 7, 2010

girl weed

The best weed in the game. Unlike the boy weed plant this girl makes the shit you can smoke out tha bong.

Im growing a girl weed I can't wait to role that shit up and have the time of my life.

by long shlong skalts January 20, 2020

Ugly weed

When your not ugly but your not cute so your ugly weed

Man your boy best friend is a ugly weed

by Sexuality January 25, 2019