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Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”
I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.
by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023
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Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.
Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now
by Dr. Platcock MD November 23, 2016
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Willy

1. A term used for small dick men
2. Someone with the name "William." most likely a total simp, and or creep
Person 1: Who is that 40 year old man on the sidewalk
Person 2: Will with his small willy
by Plxmyaa February 12, 2022
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willy wisher

One who wishes for a willy; a "slut".
Girl 1: "dude you're such a willy wisher"
Girl 2: "I don't got a boyfriend, so ya, I am wishin' for a willy"
by Willy wisher March 23, 2017
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Itty bitty willy committee

"Belle you know Alex is apart of the itty bitty willy committee?"
by Rts2369 March 6, 2019
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Willy-nilly believer

A careless believer. Someone who hears a statement or story and takes it for granted without considering the implications of that story. In religion, this is the belief in miracles as the multiplication of bread or the belief in an afterlife of a human after having seen the macabre decay of body (and brain). The opposite is an illuminated person who considers the plausibility and the side effects of a story.
There is no sense to discuss this with her. She just believes that she hears the spirits of the deceased talking, just willy-nilly. She is a willy-nilly believer in many things. Maybe she should take a course in physics. Or in psychology.
by ThePhysopher October 6, 2019
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titty willy

n. A wet willy, but with a tit instead of a finger.
Damn it Carly! Do not give me a titty willy!
by King Kenobi July 13, 2017
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