Toilet

The greatest achievement of mankind. A true example, of how far humanity has come, within its 6 million years of evolution, this is truly the most amazing creation that has come from it.

"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"

by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021

Nigga toilet

he really is my favorite toilet. He looks at me and I immediately get cheerful. if you have to shit you can always be with him. He will always help you in great danger.

You will always love him as nigga toilet or a person. He is the best nigga toilet. Always helpfull.

by N41LUJ October 17, 2019

Skibidi Toilet

The greatest yt shorts series. Only watched by sigmas who can rizz ohio style.

Person 1: Skibidi Toilet
Person 2: Clean up on aisle... MY PANTS!

by bakedbacon2 January 13, 2024

Straight To The Toilet

A sentence used on a night out by myself but it could easily become a thing.Used in the context of getting sick etc when one of your mates who’s not the best singer etc is offering to sing for your group of friends.

Don’t sing mate because this will send me straight to the toilet.

by The usual shenanigans September 23, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

A Human head attached to a toilet

Gen alphas like Skibidi Toilet

by LOL_AMERICAAA June 26, 2024

Toilet Coiling

Toilet Coiling is when a man inserts his penis into plumbing pipes, for example from a toilet or urinal.

Last night Jimmy and I went Toilet Coiling

by HenloFrens March 30, 2020

Toilet

When something isn't very good, but isn't really THAT bad, but still annoyingly bad, its toilet.

Toy-Lah
"that band last night were toilet"
"argh im doing so toilet"
"toiiilleetttttt"

by HDW April 7, 2009