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Jacob Low

An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."
by ChubbinIsAGod April 30, 2019
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Jacob

Actually the most handsome boy you'll ever see in your entire life. The first time you meet him, you'll think "damn, pretty sure he just came back from a model photoshoot." He's that Kind of boy everybody wants to have in his bed at a ONS. Everybody loves him and wants to be friends with him because he looks like Hercules. But in the worst case, when you're a girl and start a relationship with this sexy beast, you'll know that you fucked up: after a few days he'll have a new girl. Furthermore you'll See that his cock isn't really huge.
Boy: "Hey, my Name is Finn and I'm a friend of a Jacob."
Girl: "Omg, come sleep with me"
by Abcabc123123 January 4, 2017
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Jacob

well it is hard to explain Jacob but he is a kind person though he loves jokes and dark humor will defend and stand up for his friends tho those are like his family he does not have the greatest looks and yea its pretty hard for him to get a girlfriend he is really popular but lonely hen he gets home he acts very happy around his friends and loves video games does pretty well in school and cannot stop making references to movies shows games and books can make people laugh easily tho can be annoying but u will always love him he does not want to get married but is a good people person and always helps his Friends out but usually never gets the girl he can get close but another boy gets her they all look at him like a brother while the boys look at him like a blood brother he will put down his life for his friends and just wishes he could be normal also he is kinda crazy and has adhd
he Emma how u doin oh hey Jake yea so and they have a random conversation gets close to her bam stolen jake will never get a girl friend no offense my Jacobs
by that person who eat cat September 16, 2020
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jacob latimore

jacob latimore is my husband. he is God given and has the smile and voice of an ANGEL , his most famous roles are emmett in the CHI and jeff in the maze runner, he will always be my first love and husband (also stream his songs on spotify xx)
feds: "ayo shes dying whats her type"
girl: "jacob latimore."
by jacoblatimoreswife April 16, 2024
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Jacob

He is a whore or make stripper. He usually goes to a random girl and asks them to sug but they wont cause hes a dick. He usually has the biggest dick around and when he gets mad he does the helicopter and starts spinning is dick around and making helicopter sound
My this Jacob has such a big dick
by Peanut Butter Fetus December 9, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is the most stupidest most racist most weirdest and definitely the most dumbest person you will ever meet.
omg that dude is so dumb he's definitely a Jacob
by dummychily June 26, 2022
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