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School Board Special 

Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.

Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!

I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.

Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
School Board Special by cthebold December 27, 2010
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carnivore special 

After yellping you will stick your nose in her vagina then eat up the meat products!
carnivore special by Bert Goo March 20, 2003

willie special 

i wanted to get pissed out of my head so i ordered a willie special
willie special by wilson August 31, 2003

LPEG Special 

Apple Juice, Cream Soda, and Cuban Rhum.
man I got fukked up on all those LPEG specials last night....
LPEG Special by LPEG May 5, 2007

deKay Special

To tit fuck a guy's balls.
A guy I know actually gave someone the deKay Special. He fucked his balls.
deKay Special by Adam Waddam January 13, 2008

Ander Special 

The formation of cups in beer pong when you want a backward triangle (facing away form you, and towards your opponent), when u ask for a re-rack
Finn: lemme get a re-rack
mike: whachu pussys want.
Finn: let me get that Ander Special
Ander Special by FINNY F BABY March 25, 2009

project special 

a buffalo chicken pizza pie
Wanna get somethin to go with these 40s?

yea lets get that project special
project special by notoriouswarsaw September 26, 2010