Wiggle Sausage

When a Man Shakes his large sausage, that creamy cheddar spills out.

Oh yeah, that wiggle sausage feels good mama, thank god you are my actual dad.

by ZacAttak May 2, 2022

Sausage Sizzle

A thin sausage (usually beef), served diagonally on sliced white bread. Can also be served with bbq'd, sliced onions, tomato sauce or bbq sauce. Usually sold as fundraisers for local youth or sporting clubs. See also Democracy Sausage.

When I was at Bunnings this morning I had a sausage sizzle put on by the local soccer team.

by Mumooch May 10, 2022

sausage suction

when you need to yank the big log out of your arsehole because it wont come out

Kai was on the toilet and needed to perform a sausage suction. He had a big black log hanging out of his arse

by vinniemuncher January 3, 2022

Sausage

1. A food made of minced meat (usually pork) encased in a cylindrical skin, eaten fried, grilled, or boiled.
2. A penis.

1. Sausages are delicious!
2. Sausages are delicious!

by the random. January 6, 2022

How The Sausage Gets Made

When a man is jacking off while taking a shit.

“Ah man we learned how the sausage gets made last night, wink wink…”
“This is why we don’t hang out Dave”

by ImsorrybutIhadtoo January 7, 2022

Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.

Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”

by Von Deeper from Kalgoorlie January 15, 2022

Sausage fingers

A term used to describe someone with fingers that are the size of sausages

Man 1: have you seen carter he has sausage fingers
Man 2: yeah his fingers hella fat

by Carter got hella money January 18, 2022