pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 26, 2019

slap clinic

Popular subversive term used by medical professionals in the UK to denote an action that they would like to do to certain patients, but which is not allowed under the regulations of the General Medical Council's "Good Medical Practice".

I had some god-awful pikey family in my surgery this morning, the little brats were running riot around the room emptying out the cupboards while their parents chain-smoked and whinged about why they were too ill to work. I think I'll refer them all to the slap clinic.

by Hannah July 17, 2004

slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014

Slap Bow

a phrase used when telling someone to "be gone" or "fuck off" "get out of town"

Girl: How come your havn't called me all day, im tired of your shit
Boy: Girl Slap Bow! i don't have time for all these complaints, we are on the phone now so get over it!

by Freshmade July 04, 2010

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 05, 2010

Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.

After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.

by Knightning April 10, 2016

Seal Slap

Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.

"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"

by FunnySpazCat September 13, 2011