moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road

lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation

by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

road snot

when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!

Ewww, road snot...

by Bri P! January 30, 2009

crossy road

play it

playing crossy road makes you cool

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 9, 2024

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.

I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019