gorilla picking

The act of going into a forest to look for naturally growing cannabis plants, in hopes of obtaining free bud. Whatever is found is usually low quality, except for a rare few exceptions.

John: Hey pablo, i'm out of weed, can you spare a few grams?
Pablo: Hell no, you want free weed, you can take your ass gorilla picking!

by The informative one May 1, 2014

fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.

I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...

by scizoroark October 26, 2014

the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

by Sexydimma December 17, 2014

Cherry picker

When trimming bud and paid by the pound, a cherry picker is one who takes all the biggest buds for themselves, leaving the smaller buds for everyone else.

E. Is a cherry picker of the most blatant kind, not caring who knows, she just forges ahead and claims her pound per day while everyone else gets a half.

by Ajah-haha February 1, 2015

the pickings are slim

a) there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

b) I didn't get my way this time, but I'll get my revenge next time.

As per definition b) when the pickings are slim, do not take your revenge in a violent manner, but calmly try again.

by Sexydimma September 23, 2014

Red-Picker

The fucker that takes all of the red skittles that you have put in a bowl

That Sawyer is a fucking Red-Picker. He only eats the red skittles

by Pimple juice April 20, 2015

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015