Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 27, 2014

the pirate

The pirate position is a unique sex position and it's called the pirate because the man will ejaculate his sperm into his hand and throw it onto his partner's right eye and kick him or hers left leg quite hard so she will jump around like a pirate.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh, I literally did the pirate with her last night!
Guy 2: How hard did you kick?
Guy 1: Hard enough.

by bananen123 July 31, 2017

24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).

"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"

by 5MORK December 29, 2023

Pirate

Boycotting an animated series, or a movie.

Remember to pirate the Knuckles movie! Paramount is pro-Israeli!

by Itz KittyPinkiez April 30, 2024

The Pirate Bay

The best website on the internet, which lets you download basically everything, including movies, music etc.

urban dictionary fuckingly forces me to write an example that includes the word so ill just go: the pirate bay

by FishyFrog August 12, 2023

Post pirate

A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"

Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!

by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017