Noun: it is the verbal declaration of when you're viewing your phone and it slip out of your hands and smacks you in the head.
Phonehead(ed): someone who continually drops their phone on their head.
Phonehead(ing): someone in the act of dropping their phone.
Phonehead(er): someone who has a common history of dropping their phone on the head.
Phonehead(ed): someone who continually drops their phone on their head.
Phonehead(ing): someone in the act of dropping their phone.
Phonehead(er): someone who has a common history of dropping their phone on the head.
1. HER: ahh my phone slipped and hit me in the head. HIM: phonehead!
2. Mike, have some decency, you phonehead.
3. She's such a huge phonehead. She broke her phone.
2. Mike, have some decency, you phonehead.
3. She's such a huge phonehead. She broke her phone.
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“Yeah man call him he’s a phone min hset maung” or “bro I swear you’re such a phone min hset maung cause you laze around all day and pick up the phone any time I call you”
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Typically indicating a weaker charisma if one is more phone silly than in person silly
Typically indicating a weaker charisma if one is more phone silly than in person silly
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Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
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Phonehead 1: Hey guys wanna play some Grow a Garden? It is the best game on Roblox, the only place on the internet where you can play video games.
Phonehead 2: Yeah then we can go do the Speak Your Mind Challenge! Nigga wtf is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? This must be some Guest 666 shit. Long live Black Herobrine.
Guest 666: you phoneheads can shut the fuck up before I smite you. Do you have nothing better to do? You could be doing something meaningful like playing Homigrad - Daniel’s Reality.
Phonehead 2: Yeah then we can go do the Speak Your Mind Challenge! Nigga wtf is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? This must be some Guest 666 shit. Long live Black Herobrine.
Guest 666: you phoneheads can shut the fuck up before I smite you. Do you have nothing better to do? You could be doing something meaningful like playing Homigrad - Daniel’s Reality.
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