Patrickism

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.

John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*

by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022

patrickveronasgf

a wack account on insta <3

Patrickveronasgf is the least comfort account ever to exist x

by tayluvjoe April 10, 2022

Patrick

Ren’s sexy boyfriend.

Wassup Patrick?

by RatLeeIn April 20, 2022

patrickbateman.com

A sigma who produces peak content

Patrickbateman.com is the goat

by Shush7866 April 22, 2022

Patrick

Patrick would be the type of guy to annoy you most of the time while being your best friend. It would be a love-hate friendship but you’d grow out of the hate part pretty quickly. You would spend most of your days being with Patrick and enjoy them while they last.

Patrick is a good friend of mine he is kind but can be a tad bit foolish!

by WilliamAft0n May 8, 2022

Patrik

Very cutie (UWU) very long dick, with small balls.

You see this guy must be a Patrik

by Paco Melone May 13, 2022

Patrick

The cutest boy around with glorious eyes that you can't stop looking at. He melts your heart with his crazy jokes. You can't stop imagining you two together. Is so sexy, and once you've got him he will love you for ever. He is so loyal and will get you anything, including room in his bed.

Person: who's that gorgeous dude over there
Person 2: that's Patrick

by Dogsarecuteamdsoareyou May 18, 2022