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kimberleigh paige pittman

The most beautiful long redhead hair and grayish blue eyes that I've ever had the opportunity to look at and the best wife i could have ever asked for. Shes the type of person to be shy at first and then just explode with random bursts of bubbly energy, ill always love you and wish things could have been different between us because even though things may seem totally fucked up i know deep down in my heart that you're my soulmate and that i should have been a better husband to you. She loves miraculous and the hbo harley quinn cartoon and had every curve in exactly the right place. Shes most definitely a PAWG and everything about her not only turned me on but still has me so excited that i only jack off to the memories i have with her. If you ever meet someone as truely beautiful and fun to be around dont repeat my mistake and show her all the attention she really needs and deserves or youll regret it the same as me
Damn dude i didnt know a boner could stay hard fir this long but kimberleigh paige pittmanjasgot me raging
by OddDodd December 1, 2021
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Martin Pain

*Martin pain*

Verb: Martin pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_
by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021
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Martin Pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case
Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows The Martin pain
by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021
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lacie_paigexoxo

Two amazing tiktokers who are gourges and love to do both old and new dances
I love lacie_paigexoxo their amazing and do both old and new dances
by anonymous December 4, 2021
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Get Paige'd

When someone leaves a call unexpectedly without saying goodbye.
Paige: *leaves the call suddenly*
Someone: We just got Paige'd...
Paige: Get Paige'd
by heypaige December 12, 2021
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lost paine

An underground Instagram clothing brand owned by supposedly the same person that made the brand “No Selection”, but I think I know who.
“Yo where did you get that hoodie tee from bro? Oh, I got it from Lost Paine bro!”
by HAHAHA1800 February 21, 2022
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Crust Pain

CRUST PAIN. NOUN.
1. When the extremities of bread, usually toasted, becomes inflamed or injured, causing pain and irritation.
2. Spilling your tea so many times your table becomes crusty and your grandma suffers a heart attack.
"I can't believe my toast developed crust pain! Now I have to get a new slice."
by austro March 25, 2022
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