Eye of the beer holder

The point in time when one gets too drunk to the point where a person holds no standards for the opposite sex
Person 1: Damn why is Joe talking to that ugly chick.
Person 2: He's wasted, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder for him now.
by amcoho May 14, 2012
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beers eye view

Beers Eye View, also known as 'BEV', is the act of taking a photograph of your beverage (a beer to be exact) with a scenic view in the background.
Here is my Beers Eye View this evening. Enjoying a beer while watching the sunset in my backyard.
by BeerEnthusistJH February 16, 2017
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one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.
by Strikeout May 14, 2012
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cheers beer

A beer with a lot of foam at the top. Referenced from every beer poured on TV, particularly the TV show Cheers.
"Quit pumping the keg! See, now I got a Cheers beer"
by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy April 10, 2008
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beer perfesser

a professor of physics who writes a whole book about the bubbles in beer
i say is that a beer perfesser I spy in yon chamber?
by chaircrusher May 03, 2007
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beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot
when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing
by ellis the legend April 07, 2006
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Beer Kill

When you accidentally assassinate your beer. Especially while playing sports.
(basketball knocks over your beer)
Oh man, you just scored a beer kill! Hahaha, alcohol abuse!
by The_Real_Ice_Age February 25, 2010
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