one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

Saturday night beaver

a weekend booty call

Saturday is the best day of the week cuz that's when I get my Saturday night beaver on.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

2 shits in the night

When two people can't get a hold of each other

I can't get a hold of Raoul. Its been like 2 shits in the night.

by jman1212 December 20, 2018

Saturday Night Shirt

A shirt that gays wear to the club on Saturday nights. They tend to be extra shiny, so as to attract more dudes.

1. "Hey dude, check out all the sequins on my new Saturday night shirt. I'm totally gonna attract mad guys"

2. His Saturday night shirt looked rather gay and shiny this evening.

by poopsavage September 1, 2011

sunday night depression

that time of day you feel real sad and you just wanna huddle up in your room crying. sunday night depression always starts at 8:00pm sharp.

Doctor: “Why did you need an appointment today?”

“I have sunday night depression.”

by oh oop a rat October 27, 2019

Friday-Night Flipper

Using one's tongue to flip the eyelids of your partner over.

Janet's really fuckin' weird man. I heard she likes to give Friday-Night Flippers in the Sonic bathrooms.

by Pill PyLill May 12, 2023

Senior Day/Night

A day in which a sporting event takes place and all the senior athletes on that team are starting players. Except for one senior who does nothing wrong and sits all game.

Kid 1 "Do you remember our senior day/night for baseball a few years ago? Kick ass game, so glad we won."
Kid 2 "Oh yeah! I remember that. We all played except for that one kid. Coach must've not gotten the memo about all the seniors playing that day.."

by That'sMessedUpBro June 11, 2011