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New Jersey 

the home of the most annoying human beings on the planet. not to mention the worst drivers. and anyone that says they don't live up to the stereotypes and get all bent out of shape about it when someone complains about them, are those assholes in denial.
i've been to new jersey. what a bunch of ignorant jerks.
New Jersey by thehellwithjersey February 21, 2011
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New Jersey 

A Northeastern state strongly dependent on the New York City economy for their lively-hood. People come to live here who are looking for a suburban life, but can't afford to live in Connecticut. Famed for being trashy and smelly, probably because the state of Connecticut and city of New York pay them to take our gross trash off our hands for us. Not sure why they insist on charging obscene amounts of tolls to use their sub-par highways, when our great state allows them to commute on all our highways for free, probably because they suck and can't afford to pay for their highways on their own. Also known as the cancer of the tri-state. If you look around and see a 6-lane wide traffic jam, a shopping mall to one side and a land fill to the other, chances have it you're probably in New Jersey.
Wow... look how much New Jersey sucks.
Yeahhh, thank God we're from Connecticut.
New Jersey by dipsetbit*h July 27, 2010

new favorite person 

also see new best friend / new favourite person

term of acceptance coming after someone has praised the works or acts of the author or speaker.
Great Idea! I'll get to work on it right away!


You, madam, are my new favourite peson.

New Hampshire After Hours Show 

A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
Visit the New Hampshire After Hours show's website. www.nhafterhours.com

New York minute 

"If we could find a merger in another city that would work as well, we'd do it in a New York minute" (Jonathan Golden).
New York minute by kanchi September 8, 2009

new berlin eisenhower 

the best school in new berlin that obtains..

incredibly attractive girls who are absolutely insane in addition to their breathtakingly good looks.

astonishing goodlooking guys that obtain their own language noone understands
guy 1 ' you hung out with new berlin eisenhower girls?!'

guy 2 'your soo luckkkyyyy'

new cannan 

Pretty nice, wealthy place in Connecticut. All the kids are taking the hardest classes possible. Lots of attractive people there. To fit in you need to be wealthy, attractive, and athletic. So many parties here in NC (like every weekend). The town is awesome with a movie theater, red mango, starbucks, j-crew, etc. The people are nice but could be snobby, probably not as snobby as New York City though.
new cannan by soccer12345 April 12, 2013