Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.

Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!

by Bench Neck November 22, 2021

Noodle neck

A skinny man with a neck like a noodle. Looks like he's been on the session for 6 month solid.

Hew noodle neck ! You wanna get a decent meal down ya and take a break from the crack son.

by Denzal83 June 8, 2019

neck navel

A pronounced, oval crease in the back of a man's neck, generated by overly plentiful flesh and most usually seen on men with shaved heads

That dude's neck navel is deep enough to hold a cigar.

by drstevenwerose October 6, 2023

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

neck marr

The green moldy fungus type substance in the role of a Mexican lady's neck, It usually reeks of anus smothered in refried beans and avocado topped with sour cream and cilantro with a hint rotten limes....

Sniff the gross neck marr on that fat greasy Mexican lady as you are nibbling on her neck during a sweaty eight hour make out session....

by tex WHITE November 19, 2022

Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 24, 2021