National kick balls day

On April 5th all woman can kick a man that had done something bad to the woman in the balls for example; raped her, abused her, harassed her etc. men who are innocent don‘t have to worry about getting kicked in the balls.

“Hey it’s national kick balls day! I’m going over to Jacks house how bout you?” “National kick balls day? Jack? What is that?” “Oh well see it’s where you can kick males who have done something bad to you in the balls! And jack well he did something to me so I have to get revenge!”

by x.maknae April 21, 2021

National Gay Brother Day

April 25th, The day of the year where you celebrate your gay brother(s) and brother-in-law(s)

Mom: are you going to wish your brother a happy National Gay Brother day? It was difficult for him to come out so we should celebrate for him.

Me: Yes I will wish him a happy National Gay Brother Day

by Queers-R-Us April 24, 2022

National booty pic day

Celebrated in May 2nd, if told about this day, one is required to send a booty pic to the recipient. Rules are rules

Bruh is national booty pic day let’s see it

by GibbyYaBoi May 2, 2019

National slap tit day

Since girls think it’s funny to slap our ass and dicks on April 12 we will slap their tits!

yo it’s national slap tit day so i can slap a girls tit

by babygirl292/ May 25, 2018

National toe sucking day

National toe sucking day is the day when you can suck anyone’s toes. National toe sucking day is on June 10th.

Let me suck them toes it’s national toe sucking day.

by Assthot June 9, 2019

National Suck Dick Day

April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.

Yo my nigga i had to suck your dick its National Suck Dick Day no homo tho.

by the homie May 24, 2018

National eating pussy day

On June 28th every year, go and get some pussy, and eat the pussy up good! Have her breathing heavy and body shaking!

Today is where eating pussy is allowed on national eating pussy day.

by James_____ June 24, 2019