Monkey Moore

A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

My god he just Monkey Moored her

by Moore Fun July 22, 2011

makeup monkey

a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face

i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey

by rev triggafinger June 16, 2019

Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.

Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!

by Realssk May 30, 2022

Fuck Monkey

Whenever you are having sex and you are about to cum so you put your hand under your ass and take a shit, then slap her in the face with it.

She said that she was into some freaky shit. I thought she mean like chains. She went full Fuck Monkey on me.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

Monkey Staircase

Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.

Verb:

1. to interject something totally random into conversation.

2. to perform a completely random act

Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.

by mouseodoom November 9, 2011

Sacrifice the Monkey

When a male, esp. a male of African ancestry, gives up his virginity

Inspired by All in the Family episode titled Archie's Operation.

This guy said he will not sacrifice the monkey until he's married.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013

Monkey thrust

When you jump on to her penetrations the sexual holes

Girl let me monkey thrust you

by The Berger and Ethan May 17, 2019