Monkey Staircase

Noun: a totally random interjection, event or act.

Verb:

1. to interject something totally random into conversation.

2. to perform a completely random act

Sheryl and I were having a normal conversation until Walter wandered by and monkey staircased us by shouting about Republicans.

by mouseodoom November 09, 2011

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makeup monkey

a girl that’s obsessed with caking on a ton of makeup to hide an otherwise blistering ugly ass face

i finally got that little bourgie bitch home to smash ,wake up i got played by a makeup monkey

by rev triggafinger June 17, 2019

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monkey speak

a way of explaining a subject simply through the use of metaphors including monkeys and bananas

bro can you explain inflation in monkey speak for me

by sullybuckets January 17, 2022

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Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.

Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.

by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014

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