An over-reaction to a less than worthy event. Often involves hitting, kicking, tears and melodrama, followed by sulking.
by OsamaBinBad June 1, 2011
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When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.
Vernon: Hey man, what's up?
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.
Vernon: Natalie just ate it.
Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.
by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010
Get the monkey-pissed mug.A phrase reffering to the tiny little monkeys that hang on to eachother. Meaning when a clique is chillin and some random kid is continuously trying to include himself/herself.
Coolkid1: Hey guys lets get pizza tonight!
othercoolkids: YEAH!!!!!
nerd: Yeah totally!!!
coolkid1: Go the fuck away you big monkey link!
othercoolkids: YEAH!!!!!
nerd: Yeah totally!!!
coolkid1: Go the fuck away you big monkey link!
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Get the sock monkeyed mug.A T.V. videographer. Named so by press still photographers for their willingness to take creative liberties with journalism, i.e. having people do things and act a certain way just for the camera. The results of their actions are not journalism, just acting performed for free by unknowing subjects under the pretense of news.
I was standing with the other photojournalists at the political rally taking photos of people acting naturally, and then the video monkeys had to come in, egg on the crowd, and have them fake-cheer for the camera.
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