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ballet mom 

A mother, often a single parent, who has raised her child with one idea, to be a great ballerina in a great ballet company. To achieve this end the ballet mom will do anything to advance her little girl's career. The child herself, while she may love dancing, finds it less and less easy to cope with her career and her mom. Ballet moms watch what their kids eat down to the last calorie. Famous for hovering around dressing rooms and driving beaten up old cars, she'd never waste money on a new one when point shoes have to be bought, along with leotards, lambs wool, woollite, ribbons for the shoes and all the other junk that's required. When she hits 60, when her little darling hits 30 and it's all over for them both. See Soccer Mom. They are sisters under the skin. The ballet mom is always the poorer sister.
Natalie Portman's mother in Black Swan, except two big errors: Ballet moms rarely have their own career or interests,
and they would never ever buy their daughter a cake. For the ballet mom, where others see a cake shop, she sees an empty block of land with weeds growing on it.

One famous US ballet mom was reputed to carry a small hand gun in her purse.
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your mom 

a general term, thrown out when you have no idea what someone is saying or just have no reply.
jim:hey ron, what are they having for lunch in the cafeteria.
ron:hmmmm,i dont know...a big side of
"your mom".
jim:fuck you dude
ron:like i did "your mom"
jim:whatever
your mom by the ron August 6, 2004
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the best insult in the history of insults. it could make any little bitch start crying
person 1: “you are ugly”
person 2: “ur mom
person 1: *cries*
ur mom by urmothersbitch April 23, 2021

ur mom is very hot 

when someone says “your mom is very hot” they mean that they think your mom is VEREY hot and they want to kiss you and your mom cause you were birthed from her
guy1:your mom is very hot
*locks eyes*
guy2: i-i-i
*leans in*
guy1:can i kiss you
guy2:*whispers* yea
*passinilty makes out*
*your mom joins in*
ur mom is very hot by anonymous August 13, 2021
A lonely shy girl that comforts herself with lots of cats, which annoys the shit out of her boyfriend.
God I love Jacobie, but shes such a fucking cat mom.
Cat Mom by MarcOli April 18, 2022

casey’s mom 

1. A ratchet slut whore who I fucked in the ass last night, then she toungue- punched my fart box and milked every last drop of nectar from my huge glue Uzi.
Casey’s Mom makes me dinner every night after I drop my meat tube in her rotten clamshell.
casey’s mom by BigDickKev11 December 18, 2017

You’re mom gay 

The most potent of comebacks, it is said that once these words have been said almost all other statements are null and voided.
Travis: John you a bitch, you eat ass
John: you’re mom gay
Travis is then ostracized his peers, family, friends etc.
You’re mom gay by Imok123 May 11, 2018