Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need

"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews

by someone super funny November 11, 2021

Matthew Atkinson

the creator and sustainer of the universe.A legend who only capable of being seen by those with daddy issues is charged with federal RICO and firearms charges, including conspiracy to murder and armed robbery, and faces up to life in prison. He is allegedly part of "a violent sect of the Bloods" known as the Nine Trey Gangsters.and hey banddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd...hes SINGLE!

Matthew Atkinson:
us:yes,my lord

by minilink October 17, 2019

Matthew Diamond

n. very close to the ground

Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.

"Where is Matthew Diamond?"

"Oh there he is, I nearly stepped on him!"

by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019

Matthew

Usually quotes movies especially movies like scarface and other Mafia movie's usually where's glasses and has dark hair and is sexy

Did you see Matthew omg

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Matthew

I am Matthew.

"I am Matthew"

by SeriouslyThough??!? August 29, 2023

Matthew

Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.

We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"

by MBison69 November 23, 2021

Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother

Your a "Matthew Alan Logsdon"

by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022