Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.

Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"

by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011

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Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.

Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

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March 1st

March 1st is national give your girl a hoodie day!! Show your girl how much you love them by giving them your hoodie that they’ll never take off.

Andrew: “hey robin here’s my hoodie”
robin: “oh thanks, but why?”
Andrew: “it’s March 1st, also known as national hoodie day”

by jess’s February 28, 2023

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March

The month where every man owes women $10

It’s march, time to give my mom her 10 dollars for women’s history month

by Xenaxaya February 28, 2023

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March 6th

It’s March 6th!

That means it’s give a girl your hoodie day!

Omg it’s March 6th, that means it’s give a girl your hoodie day!!

by heyooobbbbb March 1, 2023

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March 3

National send a pic of that sweet sumptuous ass to your bf and let him do whatever he wants with it BUT he owes you whatever other kind of picture you would want.

“Omg babe it’s march 3 sent me an ass pic”
“Ok bae but you owe me a dick pic”
“Bet now send it over”

by Eggsarefromcows March 1, 2023

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