A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
Kyle Da Beast is awesome!
by Kyle Da Beast November 04, 2020
Kyle Baughman is a word derived from ancient Rome that is used when someone is scared to do something.
by DariusGoatland December 23, 2022
Special person with special needs who likes nicks cock
Man with small penis with big penis vibes
Gold blond hair that has a shit fetish
Man with small penis with big penis vibes
Gold blond hair that has a shit fetish
by Moroccan sand blaster April 01, 2022
sorayahs sister
by anonymous 8765335677 December 21, 2020
Masquerades as a hetorosexual dealer,(aka bum bandit) Claims to not suck dick also lies alot.( Refers to himself as DK which is short for Dick King. famous for his Motto (A dick a day is the DK way)
by Tepoigayboy May 01, 2024
A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 20, 2022