Being a Karen/Kevin

Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.
Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.
by Dr. Helix Nebula December 16, 2023
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She’s an anti-vaxxer. She’ll just stay there in her echo chamber with other Facebook moms, reposting minion memes to others that all think the world is flat and Jesus made the virus to purge the world of sinners or some dumb crap like that. It’s really tiring
Example: Hello there I'm Karen. Welcome to the Trump supporter moms meetup group. The party is a fundraiser to make sure everyone on this flat earth knows not to get vaccinated.
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hey Karen is such a dumbass bitch right?
by KatRxsie February 13, 2022
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My bratty friend: HEY KAREN!!!!!

Me: I AM NOT A KAREN BISH!!!!!!
by Princess Karen September 10, 2021
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a big toe-less, bipolar maniac that looks like bruce jenner. her best friend is her ugly ass seizing dog. she will slam the door of its hinges and steal your soap.
Keath: “Hey, is that Bruce Jenner? lol”
Kady: “Nah, that’s just Karen”
Deonna: “Better watch it or she’ll steal your soap”
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Noun: a type of person who gets mad at someone for no reason.
Noun: Someone who treats fast food workers, cashiers, and anyone who does not listen to them like crap.
That women over there is acting like a Karen to that cashier worker
by A dude on the internet January 17, 2021
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Karen will go nocking on your door when your closing up your store

One tried to kill a dog
Karen:I want to speak to your manager

Manager:Karen I am the manager dundundaaa
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