orange juice 

What you end up thinking you are, after taking a large dose of LSD.

Girl on LSD: Oh god, I'm gonna spill. HELP ME!

Guy: Oh man, you got you spilled self all over the floor. Stop tipping over.

Guy 2: Does that b**c* think she's orange juice?

orange juice by Grant W December 24, 2006

Jamba Juicer 

a person w/ no street smarts; a person that seems to have an IQ equivalent to a brick; a person that can't carry a single in depth conversation; most of what they say sound like, "LETS GO SHOPPING TODAY! OMGAD LET'S GO GET JAMBA JUICE!" w/ a few exceptions

1) Pft, look at that Jamba Juicer.
2) Dude, you know what she called me today? A Jamba Juicer.
3) You, a Jamba Juicer? No way...

Jamba Juicer by Debbie Shin October 14, 2005

Jiggle Juice 

The juice that gets you loose.

This juice also makes you jiggle, get retarded, power up like a power ranger, transform, feel extra good and make extra bread, and clown like it's yo birthday.

"Hey, do you have any jiggle juice?"

"Sure, can't you see Nate over there jigglin' and gettin' loose?"

Jiggle Juice by Raz -WildCard- May 7, 2008

olive juice 

Something you silently mouth to someone to return an "I love you". When you silently mouth "olive juice", it looks like "I love you". A silent "olive juice" is usually used when someone tells you they love you, and you want to keep them, but you're not ready for that.

Man, Christie told me she loved me last night. I don't really wanna take that step yet, but I don't want her to dump me. . .so when i saw that she was waiting for me to say it back, I just mouthed "olive juice" and started making out with her.

olive juice by zoe, dipshit. February 14, 2010

girl scout juice 

refers to lighter fluid when camping or attempting to spark a flame or blow something up.

I'm havin a hard time gettin this fire goin, wanna toss me the girl scout juice?

girl scout juice by Michael Chandler January 3, 2008

juice 

also slang.....for electricity

Turn on the juice...

juice by GreggK September 21, 2005

juice fasting 

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.

"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"

juice fasting by choo mama December 9, 2008