by BJ Bails November 23, 2021
Get the Bailey Jordanmug. Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
by my name is jordan June 17, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. #fuck you jordane
by Justin is soooo cooooolllll lo January 22, 2022
Get the Jordanemug. The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.
Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘
Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘
by Natedogpack September 16, 2021
Get the Kennedie jordanmug. jordan is sexy
by Jordan the Sexy man May 2, 2019
Get the jordanmug. Isn’t complete without Grover or Nathan. Baseball is life and has a very close relationship with his mom. Goes to WAK-e-nac as well
by IEF June 4, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by Fanum tax November 20, 2023
Get the Jordan Barrettmug.