Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

Jordan

A way for dumbasses with low self-esteems to saw the n-word. When one doesn’t have enough balls to say the n-word they use this instead.

“Thank goodness a Jordan created a home security system, otherwise people I piss off would be able to get in my house easier.”

by Marmaladecheezit April 8, 2021

Jordan

Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.

Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan

by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021

jordan

the most loyal young man to ever walk the earth

hes so loyal he must be named jordan

by randomloyallilbui December 10, 2022

Jordan

Is probably a Gemini

Girl that’s Jordan he so fineee

by YoJordan! January 9, 2022

Jordan

A very large penis

Becky: Did you hear the rumor about Zach?

Zoey: Yeah I heard he’s packin a Jordan in them pants

by Penilicker90000 March 5, 2020

Jordan B D

A Male Ballerina that might be fruity

I know a boy who is a Jordan B D

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022