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Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.
Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'
by bushlight December 28, 2018
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Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.
by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019
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Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.
Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”
by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019
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Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018
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ela jews

"ela jews" - (from bulgarian: "come jews")
When someone is kindly asking another member of "run the jewels" discord server to join vc.
*Niki Nehev si hodi po ulicata*
Misho Lazarov - ela jews, pleshev
by maslinakroasan August 25, 2022
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hey jew

a massive hit by paul mccartstein and the bagels in the 60s
hey murray , you hear that new song by the bagles hey jew? oy vey what a hook. i cant get it out of my head
by burbman1969 August 29, 2022
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The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.
"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"
by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022
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