Ass piss

It`s when u have the worst type of diarrhea , where u start leaking liquids from ur ass hole .

Jack ass pissed at the bank last sunday ..

by death_creeper July 20, 2008

ass cream

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

by Master bait December 4, 2007

ass clam

An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.

Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?

by ANewRetrospect February 17, 2006

rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.

by Mercifull May 13, 2005

ass fruit

The act of taking a shit.

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.

by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

Eating ass

It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

Bro, I’m tonight I’m totally gonna eat Tina’s ass like shrimp fried rice.

Eating ass:It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

by THendricks November 27, 2018

Candy Ass

a male who is meek and timid, shows female personality traits. basically a male who wouldn't survive outside the security of his mother's arms reach. Also look at pansy, sissy, fruit, wimp

Mikey Jackson, Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Urkel and any man who scratches and slaps during a fight

by Dr. Know It ALL November 30, 2003