internest 

a cooler name for the word internet. much better than calling it the world wide web, and plus, it sounds like the word "interest."

"go restart the internest, i think the network went down"
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"What if i told you i could make you 1 million dollars, would you be internested in that?"
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"i ran out of internets"
(note: internets can be used interchangeably for internest)

internest by olymp14k05 May 13, 2007

Internet 

The interface of each brain with the brains of all.

Internet by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003

Internet 

A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.

That girl on MySpace is so internet.

Internet by Neykho September 1, 2008

interesting 

When a fat girl sends you an e-mail from an online dating service and states you sound 'interisting' to boost her self-esteem because she messed up by pressing the wrong button, and felt awkward.

"I read your profile and you sound interisting"

interesting by joe January 2, 2004

internet beachead 

A web page, though it has more personal connotations rather than corporate.

Somebody's personal web page.

internet beachead by JeffH May 18, 2005

Internet 

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.

(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)

Internet by JoshandClint December 9, 2008

Internet Shit Magnet 

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.

That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.

Internet Shit Magnet by Dick Mc. March 8, 2011