French Woof

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

"Do you want a french Woof"
"Whats that?"
"If you have to ask you can't afford it"

by tharealjuggalo February 25, 2010

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle February 18, 2018

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

French Fries and Chicken Tenders

You are dumb, I quit, and may the god that doesn't exist have mercy on your soul.

-"Coronavirus was man-made and only God can stop it"
-"Ok, French Fries and Chicken Tenders"

by taranahte April 15, 2020

Fifth French Republic

Due to a rebellion in Algeria, a new constitution was adopted, because four whole French republics weren’t enough…

Joe: What is the full name of France
Candice: It’s full name is the Fifth French Republic
Joe: Were four French republics not enough
Candice: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 07, 2023

French cupcake

While docking using the foreskin of another man's penis for a pocket vagina.

Brad's supple and soft foreskin was more than adequate for prime ejaculation during a quick French Cupcake.

by Admiral foreskin August 06, 2017